So if Chanel hadn’t already taken everything and made it their own, they have recently designed their very own Segway. Yes, as in the thing we, as Howard students, see the wack campus police riding around on. Luckily, Chanel’s is nothing like the ones we see daily. Their Segway comes complete with the classic 2.55 handbag, with matching black quilted-leather mud flaps and handlebars. This special device can get up to 12 miles per hour lol. Just imagine seeing our campus security riding around so luxoriously. I personally would respect them a lot more lol. But if you’re saying to yourself, “Bump campus police, I wanna be stylin’ with that,” I’d advise you to start saving up because as I recall, the Chanel bike went for $12,000 and I’m sure they’d want more for this. But if this isn’t worth thousands of dollars, then I don’t know what is.